I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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