just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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