Dual....:-)
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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