this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I can't turn off my feet"
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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