does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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