can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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