He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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