Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
