Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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