I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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