If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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