He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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