She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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