Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm passing your future prison.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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