I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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