well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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