Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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