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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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