Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We need to rekindle our bromance
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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