Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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