yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
cat food counts as protein by the way
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
As shirtless as possible
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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