my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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