I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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