Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
