I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize