I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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