Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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