the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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