i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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