Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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