Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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