She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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