Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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