Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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