id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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