Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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