I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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