chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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