so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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