He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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