Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
he quoted the bible to break up with me
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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