her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I don't deserve a penis
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
