the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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