I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I still have a little drunk in my system
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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