Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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