Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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