Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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