i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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