Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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