So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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