i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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