At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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