where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
3pm strippers are depressing
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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